Alright, you can call me out on this if you want to. But either way I’m going to tell you to go fuck yourself. I drive 45 minutes to and from work 5 out of 7 days of the week. And on the weekend I probably drive even more than that. I see my fair share of vehicles on the road. But there’s one car that time and mofucking time again is piloted by complete and utter retards.
The Chrysler Pacifica.
This fucking car… I don’t get it. It’s the weirdest thing, every time I’m driving behind one of these, in front of one of these, or if I just effing encounter one on the road – the driver is a complete asshat and/or retard. Seriously!
It started back in like 2006 or 2007 when I was working out in Circuit City. I was caught behind the biggest retard ever. Doing like 10-15 below the speed limit (which aggravates me enough) but then this gets over in the passing lane for no reason other than to piss me off further. Then he goes to take a turn, but feels the need to slow down to 5 MPH to ensure he doesn’t roll it.
“Oh ho ho ho, ooooo boy this turn is so sharp I can’t roll my precious Chrysler so I’mma take it down to a toddler’s pace just to be safe!”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Gawd… So I thought nothing of it – I run into idiot drivers all the time, right? Well, as time goes on, I start noticing a trend:
Everyone that drives a Pacifica drives like ass.
Next time you’re driving and you drive up to this:
You’ll fucking remember this post. And you’re gonna be all like, “Damn, Adam was right. Every Pacifica is driven by a mentally handicapped dickbag.”