Today was a super productive day in the world of Audis and a certain TT we all know and love. I’m on vacation this week, which is reason to rejoice in general, but I actually woke my ass up early (!) and got out the door early (!!) and accomplished some shit before noon (!!!).Continue reading
I’d like to take a moment to thank the fucking lord that March is almost over. I hate this month, always have and always will. 31 days of trash. Not knowing whether it’s going to be sunny and 50s, or blizzarding and in the teens. Can never trust this month, but it’s almost over. April is upon us, and for that we should celebrate.Continue reading
First name The? I dunno.
So what up kids, it’s been a coon’s age since I’ve blogged and it feels like as good a time as any to put some words to the page. We’re closing out February here in a couple days, and that shit just blows my mind. They don’t tell you when you’re a kid that time speeds up the longer it goes on.
It’s really similar to those flat earth clowns that think gravity is a hoax and the “flat earth” is literally constantly accelerating at an upward velocity which is why things fall down… lolwut.jpgContinue reading
It’s cliche as hell, but a lot can happen in a year. Profoundly life changing events, changes of habit, moments of happiness, moments of sadness. I say that despite turning 30 this year, and realizing it’s been 12 years since I graduated high school. It feels like time has absolutely flown by, and yet when you break down the last 365 days into their individual triumphs and defeats, it feels like the longest time span imaginable.Continue reading
Begins by staring at the road in front of you and debating whether you’re dumb or not.
Narrator: “He was definitely dumb.”